everyone is single if you try hard enough
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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