Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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