don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Your cock deserves a montage
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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