He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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