She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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