I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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