No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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