Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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