redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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