I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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