I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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