He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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