i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
handjob tips. give me some.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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