return my video game
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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