I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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