we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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