sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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