Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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