Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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