Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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