she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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