He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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