im about as happy as oj after his trial
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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