and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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