are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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