Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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