For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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