dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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