whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
thus making me awesome and them whores
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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