SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My feet surprised me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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