apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you made out with another girl for some wings
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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