Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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