I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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