My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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