And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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