it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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