uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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