He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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