We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
and she was petting her beer can
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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