dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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