:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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