i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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