So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
