Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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