When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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