why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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