I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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