Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Drake has all the answers
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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