If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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