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I molested 6 butterflies tonight
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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