Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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