You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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