okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I enjoy the company of your penis
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