I can tuck mytits in my pants
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She swung at the pinata with crutches
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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