This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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