bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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