i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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