It's like God shit irony all over that family
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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