exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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