The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it